Saturday, May 8, 2010

the "we" word

At Nipher, a lot of people up the ladder from me would use this word. One guy (I'll call him dickface since that is what Dave, Calvin, and I would call him) would use this all the time. An example " Did we get those chairs moved?" I always thought "We" didn't do it. I fucking did. You sat in your office picking your nose and listening to horseshit music like the Dave Matthews Band. Now that I traded myself to KHS, guess what word I fucking hear all the time? "We". The athletics director (I'll just call him "Last Minute" cause that's when he remembers when to me to do shit) has a hard-on for the word "we". "Did we remember to move those tables?" No, I remembered to move those tables while you went outside to talk to your wife on your cell phone. Morale of the story, dickface and Last Minute are fucking idiots. There are others though. Probably you.